|I should watch more mindless sitcoms.|
You wouldn't be interested in a soldier who was only a little brave.which is particularly hilarious since what did I write about earlier but what a coward I am. (Although I think a story about a soldier who is just a little brave might be very interesting -- since most of us are limited in our bravery, it would be a story infused with realism. I could see Hemingway writing about a soldier who was just a little brave.)
Whatever, if I knew what it was going to take to get that stupid line out of my head -- what else can somebody do, though? Getting drunk doesn't seem to work, nor drugs, nor hard living -- and this is through observation, since none of these options interest me. Ask Ernest or Scott about those things. All I can do is listen to sad country songs and thank God the year is almost over, this idea is killin' me. Death by bad writing, my new tagline.
And why this soundtrack? Because the movie was on tonight. Lest you think I'm too cuddly I'm also listening to Keith Whitley sing I'm No Stranger to the Rain, which makes much more sense but is not as seasonal. And we're all about the seasons.