|Self-portrait of me trying to write|
this stupid f-ing poem.
Did you know? The Fonz went to London and he got interviewed by accident.
How did Kevin get left in Home Alone? THE TICKET DID IT. And you, dad.
NPR asked ex-pats what people in the countries they are living in think of America, and it's so right-on. Here's what we found in London last August: They think we all have guns. Lots of guns. And yet they all want to -- and have -- visited. And not just Disney World. People had been all over, including our cab driver. He was better traveled in the U.S. than me.