Saturday, November 30, 2013

365 Poems: Weird headlines edition

Day 334

Because I can haz cat.
Sometimes you just can't make this stuff up.

From the BBC: Body found in well is Polish man. Something about this self-reflexive headline disturbs the editor in me.

From the Fort Wayne News Sentinel: Officials say 3 tried to dig out of Indiana jail . Because you have to try.

From 'Mama Mia!': Mafia killer allegedly fed rival to starving pigs. Extremely unappetizing.

And in inter-species military action: Mariota, Ducks hold off Beavers in wild Civil War.

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