I just had an idea for my reality show, 'Bored to Tears by Cathy Boo Boo,' now that I'm famous and all:
"Follow this 56-year-old grandmother of five as she tries to navigate her busy life sans smartphone. Watch her note appointments on a paper calendar! See her pick up a desk phone to make a call! Listen to her tedious conversations with public officials! Watch her (gasp) read a book!"
Srsly, if Snookie and that little beauty queen can do it, I can too.