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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

JUST SHUT UP ABOUT ...

... anyone named KARDASHIAN
... any SITUATIONS
... people named after cities, say, like BRISTOL
... TEEN ACTIVISTS. Who aren't very active. Nor teen.
... SLURPEE SUMMITS. Please replace with REAL COMPROMISE.
... LEAKS, Wiki or otherwise. What is there that's so surprising to anyone? And why can't we learn to protect stuff better?
... TAX BREAKS. See Slurpee Summits.
... HAPPY HOLIDAYS. We do have two in a row, you know, that may need to be referred to in tandem occasionally.
... START TREATY. Just pass it. It was bipartisan in the first place.
... MIKE PENCE. Too much too soon too conservative.
... LEBRON JAMES. A little inattention would go a long way.
... ROYAL WEDDING. Because the Royals are so 20th century.
... JOE JACKSON. He's gone.
... DON'T ASK DON'T TELL. Just do your job.
... THIS ECONOMY. What other economy do we have? It does what it does.
... BRETT FAVRE. That's all.
... ICE SKATING competitions with 'CELEBRITIES' of which I've never heard.
... iPADS. Because if I can't have one, I don't want to hear about how wonderful yours is.

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