Dear Black Beemer on County Line Road
Thanks for much for pulling over to text! It's great that you remembered not to endanger your life, or anyone else's, by texting while driving!
However, just a note! Next time, if you're turning left off of Rt. 24 onto County Line -- WHERE THERE IS NO BERM, AND WITH TWO CARS FOLLOWING YOU -- turn your darn turn signal on and wait a few feet before pulling over.
Because I have no desire to be part of your safe-texting three-car pileup.
Yours in voice commands,