"And, for some reason, I had to spend at least one extra night in Fort Wayne (I recall it being the first game for new Pacer coach Larry Bird and that was a pretty big deal in Indiana in those days). Anyway, the so-so, bordering-on-sketchy hotel I stayed at in downtown Fort Wayne was directly across the street from the city’s Welcome Centre.
"The Welcome Centre, that is, that was closed for the entire three days we stayed there. Some welcome."
In fairness, he is referencing a trip in 1997, almost the dark ages. Almost.