Monday, June 9, 2008

The kind of headline I like

Hen who lived at McDonald’s captured, stays off menu

Because it has so many possibilities, before I read the story.

Where was the McDonald's? Why did a hen live there? Was it threatened with McNugget martyrdom? Who took care of her? Did the hen live in the kitchen or the dining area? Did customers know? How long did it live there? If it had to be captured, does that mean it lived outside?

I know I like the story I'm making up in my head more than the real one.

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