My neighbors are all such good, trusting citizens. After two snows, no leave pickups, and a wind storm or two, they have all--to a house--re-raked their wet,soppy, moldy, yucky leaves into nice, neat piles down by the street.
Still waiting. And as if getting annexed and seeing our taxes jump 62% wasn't damaging enough to our property values, now the street looks crappy, too.
Please, someone convince me that a few well-controlled backyard fires is worse than these piles of mold.